The Three Nuns’ Secret Chat

The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”

“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.

“Well, of course, I threw them all in the trash.”

The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in the father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.”

“Oh my,” gasped the other nuns. “What did you do?” they asked.

“I poked holes in all of them,” she replied.

The third nun said, “Oh shit.”

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