“Oh what big eyes you have,” she says.
The wolf runs off.
Later she sees him hiding behind a tree.
“Oh what big ears you have,” she says.
Again the wolf runs off.
Later she sees him hiding behind a road sign.
“Oh what big teeth you have.”
The big bad wolf jumps out and says:
“Will you f*** off, I’m trying to have a sh*t!”
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